HEY YOU! LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME SURF MUSIC! WELL, YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT RADIO STATION! IT'S THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! I AM DERK BRIGANTE AND I'M NUMBER 1 WHEN IT COMES TO BRINGING SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH! AT THE TIMES BELOW WHEN THE TIDE IS HIGH, THE BIG DERBOSKI HANGS TEN AND HITS THE WAVES IN A STYLISH MANNER WITH ALL SORTS OF SURF MUSIC TO GET YA MOVIN' AND GROOVIN', TWISTIN' AND SHAAAAAAKIN'! CAN YOU DIG IT? YES! DIVE IN AND LET DERK BRIGANTE TAKE YA ON A REAL WILD RIDE!
WHO IT IS??? IT'S THE SRFPHONY OF DESTRUCTION! DERK BRIGANTE HITS THE REDLINE AND SHIFTED INTO PLAYING THE KOOKIEST AND CRAZIEST KIND OF MUSIC OUT THERE: SURF! DIG IN AND HANG TEN IF YOU WANNA FEEL THE WAVES AND REVEL IN THE REVERB!
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YO FINKS it seems a little education is in store so LISTEN UP! It’s about time that the Surfphony of Derstruction is SOULED OUT!
Boy oh boy, it’s been one helluva time here in the nuclear apocalypse. Things have been pretty rough for the Big Derboski but, ya know what, I don’t mind too much!
DAG YO! The Big Derboski is out here wilin’ in the nuclear apocalypse! How did